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Cuzins swag

Drinkin' Toddler T-Shirt

Drinkin' Toddler T-Shirt

Drinkin' Toddler T-Shirt

Yup. The iconic toddler from the cover of our first EP, Big. Nothing says rock and roll - and Wisconsin - more than a small child swigging a beer.

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Damn T-Shirt

Drinkin' Toddler T-Shirt

Drinkin' Toddler T-Shirt

Both a statement of your excellence and possibly the worst pick-up line ever. 


Oh, and it's also the title of our ode to a lady in the world's oldest profession.

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Love Your Dog T-Shirt

Drinkin' Toddler T-Shirt

Love Your Dog T-Shirt

The lesson with this one? 


Don't ever, ever dump a guitarist who can write lyrics.

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